Captain Harris led his 101 airborne division to Munich, Germany. With his highly trained soldiers, pack with the latest ammunition. “Move out…we gotta move”. They were struggling to win the war and kill all the enemies. (strange sound playing) Sorry. Got the wrong story…
Once upon a time in the middle of the great jungle in the island of nowhere, there was a great kingdom where animals and humans lived together in peace. One day, the king was on a vacation with his minister on the riverside when suddenly something really bad happened.(sound playing)
Minister : “My Lord, we are here”
King : “Yes minister. Where are we anyway?”
Minister : “We’re in the middle of Manhattan My Lord.”
King : “Really… “
Minister : “Don’t you see those high buildings?”
King : “Hmm… But I don’t see anything around here minister.”
Minister : “Haa... You are the smartest King that have ever lived”
King : “Well thank you minister. You are the first person who thinks that I am smart”
Minister : “You are very smart indeed My Lord, cause you don’t know the difference between Manhattan and the riverside.”
King : “You mean that we’re not in Manhattan?”
Minister : “Yes My Lord…!!!”
King : “So now we’re in the riverside right?”
Minister : “Yes My Lord”
King : “So what are we going to do in the riverside?
Minister : “We’re on a vacation trip My Lord”
King : “And why are we n a vacation?”
Minister : “O God. Why are you so aaarggh. Just stop asking My Lord, Enjoy your vacation.
When the King was fishing, suddenly a fish got onto his hook. Then he tried to pull the fishing pole but he had no power. He was too old.
King : “Hey minister… I’ve got a fish, a big one. Come here, hurry up!”
Minister : “Yes My Lord….. I am on my way”
King : “Hurry up! (suddenly got a heart attack)
Minister : “My Lord… what happened? Wake up wake up… Help help”(sound play)
The Minister brought the King to the healer. He was really worried about his king. When they arrived there, the healer was meditating. The minister tried to wake him.
Minister : “Healer, healer. Wake up!!!”
Endo : (stayed at his place)
Minister : “Healer can’t you hear me? Wake up…
Endo : (blinking his eyes)
Minister : “OK I’ve had enough” (throwing a sandal)
Endo : (got away from the sandal and woke up)
Minister : “Hey you stupid healer… wake up!!! The King… Heart attack!”
Endo : “What??? Headache??
Minister : “Yes yes… just heal him!!”
Endo : “Have a seat please”
The king sat in front of the strange healer and stared at each other. One hour later…
Minister : “Oi healer. What are we doing here? It has been an hour here and you have done nothing. What’s wrong? Just hurry up and heal him stupid…!!!”
Endo : “You’re calling me stupid??”
Minister : “Yes, what’s wrong?”
Endo : “You’ve made a very big mistake. I will kick your…”
Healer : “Hey hey. What’s going on here?”
Minister : “Shut up. The king is sick here. This stupid healer hasn’t heal him.”
Healer : “What? What? What? I beg your pardon? Healer?
Minister : “Yes this stupid healer is trying to heal him.”
Healer : “His not a healer, I am the healer here.”
Minister : “What? You mean… he’s not the healer? We’ve been sitting here for an hour and his not the healer?”
Endo : “Well I am done here. Gotta go”
Healer : “Yea see you. Well I am the healer and his just my friend…“
King : “Heh heh”
Minister : “My Lord… “
Healer : “Your highness”
Minister : “Come on, heal him!”(the minister prayed)
Healer : “OK OK. Calm down, I am trying…”
Minister : “Ow please… heal him!”
Healer : “OK OK. Just shut up…”
Healer : “Here take these pills… And tell the King not to eat a lot of chocolate and tell him to eat a lot of nut.”
Minister : “OK OK. Thank you very much.
The Minister took the King back to his castle safely. The next morning the king was having a meal. He was about to eat his pills.
Minister : “Here is your meal My Lord…”
King : “Thank you minister…”
Minister : “Remember My Lord. You must only eat a few chocolate and you must eat a lot of nuts.”
King : “Few chocolate, little nuts. Get it.”
Minister : “Bon Appetite My Lord”
King : “Okay few nuts, lot of chocolate… Wait a minute, few chocolate, lot of nuts. No no no. few nuts, lot of chocolate. Oou I’ll just eat them all. (another heart attack)
King : “heh heh, Minister!”
Minister : “Yes My Lord, I am coming.”
King : “Heh heh”
Minister : “Oo now, My Lord. Help help!”
Queen : “Honey… what’s wrong?”
King : “My dear…I think this is the time.”
Queen : “Honey, what are you talking about?”
King : “I have to go…
Queen : “Come on. Don’t say like that?”
King : “I can’t stay with you anymore.”
Queen : “but, but what about the kingdom? What about me?”
King : “Find a new king and take care of this kingdom.”
Queen : “But I love you, you can’t just leave me?”
King : “My dear, you’re the only hope of the kingdom.”(dying)
Queen : Crying
Minister : Crying
King : “wake up and sneezing” (dying again)
Queen : “Crying”
Minister : “Crying”
King : “sst! Would you guys be quite, I am trying to die here,”
Queen : (Looking at the king with stupid expression)
Minster : (Looking at the king with stupid expression)
King : dying again
Queen : “Crying again”
Minister : “Crying again”
The king passed away, and that was big blow for the queen. Then the queen decided to find the new king, she spread the news to all part of the kingdom. One day 2 young men were walking around when suddenly one of them read the news about the new king.
Gagas : “Man I’ve had enough with my wife. I can’t take it anymore.”
Axel : “What happened anyway?”
Gagas : “You see, my Wife prefer her cat rather than me. She gave a plate of seafood to her cat and she only gave me a piece of apple. I ran out of the house just when she gave me this.”
Axel : “You mean that apple?”
Gagas : “Yes. Here just take it. I don’t wanna eat it.”
Axel : “Thanks…mmm, maybe your wife is right…”
Gagas : “What…?”
Axel : “Yea, don’t you remember that you are allergic to seafood?”
Gagas : “Right right, but I hate her anyway…”
Gagas : “Hey look at the news.”
Axel : “What news?”
Gagas : “Look the Queen is looking for a new king. Audition start at 9th May. 9th May??That’s tomorrow.”
Axel : “The Queen hah, she must be beautiful…”
Gagas : “Yea…”
Axel : “We definitely have to participate…”
Gagas : “Of course”
Axel : “Just imagine, being a king”
Gagas : “Yeah, what a great life it would be with all those richness.”
Axel : “well better prepare for tomorrow… Meet me at seven…”
Gagas : “OK, tomorrow at the castle. I am ready!”
The next day, they both dressed neatly and ready to steal the Queen heart. They head to the castle in the morning and arrived there in the afternoon. Just when they arrived there, there was a little surprise.
Gagas : “Hey Axel. Do you notice anything strange?”
Axel : “Nope. There’s nothing strange here…”
Gagas : “Do you see any other contestant?”
Axel : “Nope. I don’t see anybody except us here”
Gagas : “Was the news serious about this?”
Axel : “Of course it is, maybe we’re just too early.”
Minister : “Please welcome, young contestant.”
G & A : “It is a pleasure to be here.”
Minister : “OK. So let’s begin our first challenge, the eating competition. OK here’s the rule. Whoever finishes the food first, he wins.”(Gagas won)
Minister : “OK. Our next challenge is racing game from Indonesia “Balap Karung”(Axel won)
Minister : “And the last but not least. Marble racing (Gagas won)
Minister : “Ladies and gentlemen. Our new King “Gagas”(Crowed cheering)
Gagas : “Thank you, thank you”
Minister : “You may open her sorban”
Gagas : “Aaarghh…” (running away)
Minister : “Hey hey, where are you going?
Minister : “ So there goes the King… Hey you! Come here. Why don’t you be the king?”
Axel : “Me…” (unconscious)
Minister : “OK that’s great. Now there are no Kings anymore.”
Queen : “Why does it have to end like this?
Minister : “I am sorry, I’ll try again.”
Endo : “Excuse me…”
Minister : “What do you want? We’re busy here”
Endo : “excuse me. I am looking for the new king audition. Could you tell me where it is?”
Minister : “so you wanna be a king hah?”
Endo : "Yes, the king audition. Where is it?”
Minister : “I said, do you wanna be a king?”
Endo : ‘Yes yes, absolutely.”
Minister : “Well come then… Congratulation you’re the new king…”
Minister : “So ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our new King… what’s your name?”
Endo : “endo”
Minister : “King Endo”
So Endo became the new king of the kingdom. Though the Queen was not beautiful, the queen is very nice and kind person, the queen loves king Endo very much and they lived happily ever after. So you see ladies and gentlemen. We cannot judge a person from the outside, because something lies beneath the cover. We have to respect others not just to see their appearance. Cause appearance is not everything.
Ending : the queen fell down in the garden and died
Once upon a time in the middle of the great jungle in the island of nowhere, there was a great kingdom where animals and humans lived together in peace. One day, the king was on a vacation with his minister on the riverside when suddenly something really bad happened.(sound playing)
Minister : “My Lord, we are here”
King : “Yes minister. Where are we anyway?”
Minister : “We’re in the middle of Manhattan My Lord.”
King : “Really… “
Minister : “Don’t you see those high buildings?”
King : “Hmm… But I don’t see anything around here minister.”
Minister : “Haa... You are the smartest King that have ever lived”
King : “Well thank you minister. You are the first person who thinks that I am smart”
Minister : “You are very smart indeed My Lord, cause you don’t know the difference between Manhattan and the riverside.”
King : “You mean that we’re not in Manhattan?”
Minister : “Yes My Lord…!!!”
King : “So now we’re in the riverside right?”
Minister : “Yes My Lord”
King : “So what are we going to do in the riverside?
Minister : “We’re on a vacation trip My Lord”
King : “And why are we n a vacation?”
Minister : “O God. Why are you so aaarggh. Just stop asking My Lord, Enjoy your vacation.
When the King was fishing, suddenly a fish got onto his hook. Then he tried to pull the fishing pole but he had no power. He was too old.
King : “Hey minister… I’ve got a fish, a big one. Come here, hurry up!”
Minister : “Yes My Lord….. I am on my way”
King : “Hurry up! (suddenly got a heart attack)
Minister : “My Lord… what happened? Wake up wake up… Help help”(sound play)
The Minister brought the King to the healer. He was really worried about his king. When they arrived there, the healer was meditating. The minister tried to wake him.
Minister : “Healer, healer. Wake up!!!”
Endo : (stayed at his place)
Minister : “Healer can’t you hear me? Wake up…
Endo : (blinking his eyes)
Minister : “OK I’ve had enough” (throwing a sandal)
Endo : (got away from the sandal and woke up)
Minister : “Hey you stupid healer… wake up!!! The King… Heart attack!”
Endo : “What??? Headache??
Minister : “Yes yes… just heal him!!”
Endo : “Have a seat please”
The king sat in front of the strange healer and stared at each other. One hour later…
Minister : “Oi healer. What are we doing here? It has been an hour here and you have done nothing. What’s wrong? Just hurry up and heal him stupid…!!!”
Endo : “You’re calling me stupid??”
Minister : “Yes, what’s wrong?”
Endo : “You’ve made a very big mistake. I will kick your…”
Healer : “Hey hey. What’s going on here?”
Minister : “Shut up. The king is sick here. This stupid healer hasn’t heal him.”
Healer : “What? What? What? I beg your pardon? Healer?
Minister : “Yes this stupid healer is trying to heal him.”
Healer : “His not a healer, I am the healer here.”
Minister : “What? You mean… he’s not the healer? We’ve been sitting here for an hour and his not the healer?”
Endo : “Well I am done here. Gotta go”
Healer : “Yea see you. Well I am the healer and his just my friend…“
King : “Heh heh”
Minister : “My Lord… “
Healer : “Your highness”
Minister : “Come on, heal him!”(the minister prayed)
Healer : “OK OK. Calm down, I am trying…”
Minister : “Ow please… heal him!”
Healer : “OK OK. Just shut up…”
Healer : “Here take these pills… And tell the King not to eat a lot of chocolate and tell him to eat a lot of nut.”
Minister : “OK OK. Thank you very much.
The Minister took the King back to his castle safely. The next morning the king was having a meal. He was about to eat his pills.
Minister : “Here is your meal My Lord…”
King : “Thank you minister…”
Minister : “Remember My Lord. You must only eat a few chocolate and you must eat a lot of nuts.”
King : “Few chocolate, little nuts. Get it.”
Minister : “Bon Appetite My Lord”
King : “Okay few nuts, lot of chocolate… Wait a minute, few chocolate, lot of nuts. No no no. few nuts, lot of chocolate. Oou I’ll just eat them all. (another heart attack)
King : “heh heh, Minister!”
Minister : “Yes My Lord, I am coming.”
King : “Heh heh”
Minister : “Oo now, My Lord. Help help!”
Queen : “Honey… what’s wrong?”
King : “My dear…I think this is the time.”
Queen : “Honey, what are you talking about?”
King : “I have to go…
Queen : “Come on. Don’t say like that?”
King : “I can’t stay with you anymore.”
Queen : “but, but what about the kingdom? What about me?”
King : “Find a new king and take care of this kingdom.”
Queen : “But I love you, you can’t just leave me?”
King : “My dear, you’re the only hope of the kingdom.”(dying)
Queen : Crying
Minister : Crying
King : “wake up and sneezing” (dying again)
Queen : “Crying”
Minister : “Crying”
King : “sst! Would you guys be quite, I am trying to die here,”
Queen : (Looking at the king with stupid expression)
Minster : (Looking at the king with stupid expression)
King : dying again
Queen : “Crying again”
Minister : “Crying again”
The king passed away, and that was big blow for the queen. Then the queen decided to find the new king, she spread the news to all part of the kingdom. One day 2 young men were walking around when suddenly one of them read the news about the new king.
Gagas : “Man I’ve had enough with my wife. I can’t take it anymore.”
Axel : “What happened anyway?”
Gagas : “You see, my Wife prefer her cat rather than me. She gave a plate of seafood to her cat and she only gave me a piece of apple. I ran out of the house just when she gave me this.”
Axel : “You mean that apple?”
Gagas : “Yes. Here just take it. I don’t wanna eat it.”
Axel : “Thanks…mmm, maybe your wife is right…”
Gagas : “What…?”
Axel : “Yea, don’t you remember that you are allergic to seafood?”
Gagas : “Right right, but I hate her anyway…”
Gagas : “Hey look at the news.”
Axel : “What news?”
Gagas : “Look the Queen is looking for a new king. Audition start at 9th May. 9th May??That’s tomorrow.”
Axel : “The Queen hah, she must be beautiful…”
Gagas : “Yea…”
Axel : “We definitely have to participate…”
Gagas : “Of course”
Axel : “Just imagine, being a king”
Gagas : “Yeah, what a great life it would be with all those richness.”
Axel : “well better prepare for tomorrow… Meet me at seven…”
Gagas : “OK, tomorrow at the castle. I am ready!”
The next day, they both dressed neatly and ready to steal the Queen heart. They head to the castle in the morning and arrived there in the afternoon. Just when they arrived there, there was a little surprise.
Gagas : “Hey Axel. Do you notice anything strange?”
Axel : “Nope. There’s nothing strange here…”
Gagas : “Do you see any other contestant?”
Axel : “Nope. I don’t see anybody except us here”
Gagas : “Was the news serious about this?”
Axel : “Of course it is, maybe we’re just too early.”
Minister : “Please welcome, young contestant.”
G & A : “It is a pleasure to be here.”
Minister : “OK. So let’s begin our first challenge, the eating competition. OK here’s the rule. Whoever finishes the food first, he wins.”(Gagas won)
Minister : “OK. Our next challenge is racing game from Indonesia “Balap Karung”(Axel won)
Minister : “And the last but not least. Marble racing (Gagas won)
Minister : “Ladies and gentlemen. Our new King “Gagas”(Crowed cheering)
Gagas : “Thank you, thank you”
Minister : “You may open her sorban”
Gagas : “Aaarghh…” (running away)
Minister : “Hey hey, where are you going?
Minister : “ So there goes the King… Hey you! Come here. Why don’t you be the king?”
Axel : “Me…” (unconscious)
Minister : “OK that’s great. Now there are no Kings anymore.”
Queen : “Why does it have to end like this?
Minister : “I am sorry, I’ll try again.”
Endo : “Excuse me…”
Minister : “What do you want? We’re busy here”
Endo : “excuse me. I am looking for the new king audition. Could you tell me where it is?”
Minister : “so you wanna be a king hah?”
Endo : "Yes, the king audition. Where is it?”
Minister : “I said, do you wanna be a king?”
Endo : ‘Yes yes, absolutely.”
Minister : “Well come then… Congratulation you’re the new king…”
Minister : “So ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our new King… what’s your name?”
Endo : “endo”
Minister : “King Endo”
So Endo became the new king of the kingdom. Though the Queen was not beautiful, the queen is very nice and kind person, the queen loves king Endo very much and they lived happily ever after. So you see ladies and gentlemen. We cannot judge a person from the outside, because something lies beneath the cover. We have to respect others not just to see their appearance. Cause appearance is not everything.
Ending : the queen fell down in the garden and died
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